By Anonymous - 02/05/2010 07:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 878
You deserved it 5 671
May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

girlpenguin 0

I never understood why girls could "not be in the mood for sex" but as soon as a guy doesn't want to do it, he's labeled as gay. Friggin sexist right there.

30 1
happycupcake 0

haha- i like that the op included the bf feeding his cat as though it's as frivolous an activity as updating myspace. i get that he was probably making excuses and that sucks but no matter how busy you are, you still have to feed your pets. fluffy shouldn't starve because you have errands to run. in addition to that, i feel i should point out that maybe he really was stressed/busy. that is not a good starting point for a fulfilling sex session, which takes a lot more time than updating a status, i would hope...

12 1

Comments

sourgirl101 28

Wow guys take notes. Girls take it very personal when you turn them down for sex. Sometimes people are just not in the "mood" but good luck making her think it's not because of her.

1 0
Chocolate_Chunk 2

sorry, but that's her problem, not his. women should lern allready that "just showing up" doesn't always cut it.

0 0
Rashkavar 0

So next time my girlfriend "has a headache," I should post the gender reversed version on FML? Men aren't ******, girl. We have moods too, and some of them exclude the desire for sex.

1 0
HeXr 22

wrong, a penis is just a ***** with a man attached and is therefore less practical :-P

0 0
Invierno 10

@78 LMFAO! I wouldn't say that about my boyfriend, but hilarious!

0 0
Rashkavar 0

lol, HeX. We also have a tendency to move of our own accord, which makes things less practical...most of the time. Occasionally one of us figures out what we're doing, though, then things become more awesome than before.

0 0
bittersweet1 0

Guys don't always want it until you make them want it. try harder next time.

0 0
HeXr 22

he's gay so you should break up with him since he just wants a hard **** inside of his anus

0 0
jesslovesderrick 0

ha.sounds like he was pretty busy to me. loll(:

0 0
jodashi11 0

maby you asked wrong maby you should have asked him if he wanted a bj?

0 1
hassenpfeffermmm 0

You're mad because your boyfriend fed his cat? You don't deserve sex with a kind man like that.

1 0
cutie_5647 0

too busy or sex?!!! are you kiddin me?

0 0
girlpenguin 0

I never understood why girls could "not be in the mood for sex" but as soon as a guy doesn't want to do it, he's labeled as gay. Friggin sexist right there.

30 1
ravesterrr 0

How can a guy not be in the mood for sex? I'm a girl andi'm always in the mood. Somethings wrong with this.

0 0