By Anonymous - 02/05/2010 07:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 878
You deserved it 5 671

Same thing different taste

Top comments

girlpenguin 0

I never understood why girls could "not be in the mood for sex" but as soon as a guy doesn't want to do it, he's labeled as gay. Friggin sexist right there.

happycupcake 0

haha- i like that the op included the bf feeding his cat as though it's as frivolous an activity as updating myspace. i get that he was probably making excuses and that sucks but no matter how busy you are, you still have to feed your pets. fluffy shouldn't starve because you have errands to run. in addition to that, i feel i should point out that maybe he really was stressed/busy. that is not a good starting point for a fulfilling sex session, which takes a lot more time than updating a status, i would hope...

Comments

you must be a really bad lay or he is gay or else he has another girl waiting for him. I don't know of any other reasons a guy would be too busy for sex.

XxBe_Minex3 0

lmaooooooo! I find this really funnny for some reason! :)

FYL1113 0

either ur cruel or have a wired sence of humor

christtyyyxo 0

thanks for letting us know?...

floodman360 0

he might be cheating on u wit another dude lol

ihateIRAQ 0

maybe ur shit stinks....shower and try again

88sforlife 0

Either Hez Gay Or You Just Suck In Bed

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Yep. It can definitely be ONLY one of those two reasons.

an asshole in more than one way, that's what he is!

Vanessaxx 0

:O I would never turn down sex! haha(:

live in Australia? come say hi :)

ihateIRAQ 0

47.... wanna have sex? lol

Vanessaxx 0

lmaoo; you guys are too funny<3

make sex a rare thing, he'll treat u with more respect and the sex will be better.. or he's not right for u the ungratful douche

vannadoll 0