By Anonymous - 02/05/2010 07:08 - United States

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Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
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girlpenguin 0

I never understood why girls could "not be in the mood for sex" but as soon as a guy doesn't want to do it, he's labeled as gay. Friggin sexist right there.

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happycupcake 0

haha- i like that the op included the bf feeding his cat as though it's as frivolous an activity as updating myspace. i get that he was probably making excuses and that sucks but no matter how busy you are, you still have to feed your pets. fluffy shouldn't starve because you have errands to run. in addition to that, i feel i should point out that maybe he really was stressed/busy. that is not a good starting point for a fulfilling sex session, which takes a lot more time than updating a status, i would hope...

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lito27 0

your probably ugly. bc I would knock it down if u r fine anytime

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lito27 0

what's good 47? haha. you know you want some. you said so yourself

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codewow 0

Im thinking his cat is better than you OP... ydi

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gravygecko 2

He owns a cat? Bad news, sweetie. He is gay.

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mochilato 0

obviously those things are more interesting than u. looks like u deserve it

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boogyface11 0

it's about priorities and he has them

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mrs_silengo 0

OMG 112, you're ignorant. A man owning a cat does not prove he's gay. clearly she's bad in bed or he's getting ready to break up with her.

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brittanyrochelle 0

well obliviously he needs to feed his cat, unless your an animal abuser who thinks cats dont need to eat

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