By Anonymous - 02/05/2010 07:08 - United States

Spicy
Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 878
You deserved it 5 671
May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

girlpenguin 0

I never understood why girls could "not be in the mood for sex" but as soon as a guy doesn't want to do it, he's labeled as gay. Friggin sexist right there.

30 1
happycupcake 0

haha- i like that the op included the bf feeding his cat as though it's as frivolous an activity as updating myspace. i get that he was probably making excuses and that sucks but no matter how busy you are, you still have to feed your pets. fluffy shouldn't starve because you have errands to run. in addition to that, i feel i should point out that maybe he really was stressed/busy. that is not a good starting point for a fulfilling sex session, which takes a lot more time than updating a status, i would hope...

12 1

Comments

XxBe_Minex3 0

#51 she's prettier than you!

0 0
DELUCA_BAZOOKA 0

fmls where guys dont want sex r fake I really doubt that this many guys would rather do other things than have sex I mean think about it

0 4
blackvyper 8

Sucks to be you! Find another boyfriend.

0 1
wreckem881 0

it's very simple bitch ... lose some weight and or ugliness !

0 4
Jakers721 0

when your boyfriend would rather feed his cat then have sex with you... here's your sign.

0 1
happycupcake 0

haha- i like that the op included the bf feeding his cat as though it's as frivolous an activity as updating myspace. i get that he was probably making excuses and that sucks but no matter how busy you are, you still have to feed your pets. fluffy shouldn't starve because you have errands to run. in addition to that, i feel i should point out that maybe he really was stressed/busy. that is not a good starting point for a fulfilling sex session, which takes a lot more time than updating a status, i would hope...

12 1
Cinn_fml 22

^This, I don't think anything else really needs saying.

0 0
sublimetime614 0

sounds like a loser

0 0
monstereo 0

how is this a "you totally deserved it"?

0 0
P5yko 0

hey barbii!!! wanna hook up? =] ur sexy.. I'm sexy... let's go for it. =]

0 0
ptellini 7

Sorry dude she is taken

0 0