Miscellaneous: Today, I watched as the teenage neighbor girl tried to parallel-park...

By carless - 29/10/2014 15:24 - United States

Today, I watched as the teenage neighbor girl tried to parallel-park between me and my wife's cars. She was doing pretty well until she backed into mine, got scared, hit the accelerator and ran into my wife's. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

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By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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By Des - 18/06/2018 15:00

Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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By Mike - 28/02/2019 02:00

Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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devildog562 33

Wednesday 29 October 2014 18:51

Got insurance ? Hopefully the damage isn't to bad . Wonder why she didn't learn in a parking lot or empty street...

mostdope_alissa 6

Wednesday 29 October 2014 18:52

at least it wasn't your daughter in another one of your cars.

Comments

aliciavanham 13

Thursday 30 October 2014 0:39

And you saw it happen, the horror:p

Sakuraashita 15

Thursday 30 October 2014 1:40

"The teenage neighbor girl"... Every neighborhood has exactly one...

pic516 9

Thursday 30 October 2014 2:33

This has the makings of a good porno

KatyLarae 13

Thursday 30 October 2014 4:28

Hope all parties have insurance...

DonutDonut 9

Thursday 30 October 2014 5:17

Holy crap that must suck! I'm so sorry that happened! Hopefully you have insurance and that it covers most of the costs. Im so sorry for you!!

travismassie 7

Thursday 30 October 2014 7:34

Yea there is definitely no app for that

soulreaper12296 28

Thursday 30 October 2014 13:56

Who the hell uses someone else's cars to practice parallel parking?

LisaDay 14

Thursday 30 October 2014 19:45

thats how i learned to parallel park.

limabeans101029 20

Saturday 1 November 2014 23:51

And me

shinikageWolf 15

Thursday 30 October 2014 20:19

Maybe park in a garage or drive way from now on?

FML_14u2c 14

Thursday 30 October 2014 21:23

At least you know who did it...

worldclassrager 39

Friday 31 October 2014 9:06

The pressure of parallel parking is pretty great...hope insurance will cover that

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