Miscellaneous: Today, I watched as the teenage neighbor girl tried to parallel-park...

By carless - 29/10/2014 15:24 - United States

Today, I watched as the teenage neighbor girl tried to parallel-park between me and my wife's cars. She was doing pretty well until she backed into mine, got scared, hit the accelerator and ran into my wife's. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By hatemylifelol - 08/01/2016 20:33 - United States - Roseville

Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By Dentedbumper - 07/03/2019 14:00

Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML

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By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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By Des - 18/06/2018 15:00

Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML

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By Mike - 28/02/2019 02:00

Today, my teenage daughter got her driver’s license. Less than an hour later she wrecked my wife’s new minivan. FML

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By denting-and-venting - 10/08/2016 20:05 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML

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Goddammit

By Anonymous - 10/01/2010 02:20 - United States

Today, while arguing with my boyfriend about how I wasn't a bad driver and could parallel park, I thought it would be easier to just let him do it. Unfortunately, while getting out of the car to switch seats, I forgot to take the car out of drive and it ran into the car in front of us. He was right. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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devildog562 33

Wednesday 29 October 2014 18:51

Got insurance ? Hopefully the damage isn't to bad . Wonder why she didn't learn in a parking lot or empty street...

mostdope_alissa 6

Wednesday 29 October 2014 18:52

at least it wasn't your daughter in another one of your cars.

Comments

awkotaco333 15

Wednesday 29 October 2014 20:54

That's like a real life cartoon

Jenn_love69 12

Wednesday 29 October 2014 20:58

What a reaction xD Next time tell her where is the break pedal

annarcheer 19

Wednesday 29 October 2014 21:04

insurance. or make her pay.

demonfacee 14

Wednesday 29 October 2014 21:58

I hope you have insurance. She's a teen driver, as long as she's not driving drunk or high and not intentionally trying to crash, she's good.

hellowisaid 15

Wednesday 29 October 2014 22:31

That's a FML from her point of view.

cornyrob 33

Wednesday 29 October 2014 22:31

If she was parking between your wife's car and you (as you said in the post), why didn't you just get out of the way?

rocker_chick23 27

Wednesday 29 October 2014 23:17

Kind of hard to do if OP was inside his house watching her. No where in the post did it say OP was in his car.

limabeans101029 20

Wednesday 29 October 2014 23:27

66- They were making a joke (I think). The fml is worded in a way that could be interpreted as the girl parking between OP (as in his person, not his car) and his wife's car. (It was a pretty bad joke)

rocker_chick23 27

Wednesday 29 October 2014 23:46

I agree #67, it was a horrible joke.

cornyrob 33

Thursday 30 October 2014 14:16

Sorry, as a grammar Nazi with mild OCD, i couldn't let it pass

lazyslumber 18

Wednesday 29 October 2014 22:37

Double whammy

JayDay_123 18

Wednesday 29 October 2014 22:38

This reminds me of the time I ran head first into a mirror of a mirror maze.

rocker_chick23 27

Thursday 30 October 2014 0:03

How the hell did you manage to do that?

raichu23154 10

Thursday 30 October 2014 19:37

have u ever been in one before rocker_chick23 its hard to tell what a mirror and not a mirror

rocker_chick23 27

Thursday 30 October 2014 20:31

#89: I have been in them, I have never ran into any mirrors. I guess I am a lot more coordinated than many people. I use my arms to feel around, it is not that hard to do.