Love: Today, I was watching TV and realised I am attracted to Sandra...

By Noname - 19/01/2009 23:12 - Australia

Today, I was watching TV and realised I am attracted to Sandra Oh. FML

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Daydreamer

By petev8 - 06/03/2023 03:00

Today, I found myself watching Masterchef UK and was excited because there was an attractive female contestant. I then went on to imagine us getting married and being together forever. Man I am lonely, but more importantly need to get out more. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 16:11 - United States - Olathe

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML

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Anxiety

By Noctium - 02/09/2020 14:08 - Australia - Bentley

Today, I realised exactly how bad my social anxiety has gotten when I had a panic attack watching someone ask someone else out on a fictional show. FML

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By embaressed - 27/01/2009 17:33 - Canada

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

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By bluten - 18/03/2009 16:42 - Canada

Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

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By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

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Another COVID FML

By Anonymous - 26/05/2021 19:59 - Germany

Today I wanted to get my mind off of everything COVID, so I watched my favorite TV show. It’s about COVID now. FML

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Works with podcasts as well

By Anonymous - 24/04/2021 16:00 - Australia - Croydon

Today, I realised I get really attached to characters in long-running TV shows, because I have no friends. FML

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Soap opera drama

By Anonymous - 26/05/2022 06:00

Today, my wife has gotten into the habit of commenting on how much more attractive men in Latin soap operas are than me. When I suggested that an older character on the show looked like her mom, she started crying, and yelling about how hard the actress's life has been. FML

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blowyourspeakers 0

Friday 24 April 2009 0:23

She is AMAZINGLY gorgeous, in her own way. .. Man, I'm a girl and I'd **** her.

BurnTheVegan 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 5:31

**** you. Sandra Oh is awesome.

Comments

greysfan228 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 20:54

sorry but.....GREYS ANATOMY!!!!!!!!

mk58 31

Friday 1 July 2011 21:25

Wow. Sandra Oh is beautiful in her own way, stop hating on her!

MikaylaRae 3

Wednesday 27 July 2011 6:56

I'm a bi female. I'm 13. and LOVE watching greys anatomy.. she is HOT!

foxtrousers 14

Friday 16 November 2012 6:04

So you're attracted to a Korean woman and you think that's a fail? You're pathetic

Enzi_fml 21

Monday 21 January 2013 17:21

What's wrong with that? She's a beautiful woman.

semalla 0

Saturday 3 August 2013 18:04

CHRISTINA!!!!!!!!!!!

pixistickx 22

Tuesday 30 September 2014 12:33

what's wrong with Yang?! O.o

fantasyworld 37

Monday 13 April 2015 1:23

So? She's beautiful.

tjw1616 21

Wednesday 31 August 2016 23:36

My thoughts exactly

ss3428 8

Sunday 3 January 2016 6:12

nothing wrong with that

rachael_king_11 16

Wednesday 27 January 2016 3:01

Better than Barbara manatee

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Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML

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Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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Today, I was in the car hooking up with my boyfriend. He was on top of me when I noticed my neighbor jogging toward the car. Instead of hiding, I felt compelled to wave as he jogged past us. FML

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Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML

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Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML

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Today, while practicing for a competition, someone decided to spin a rifle with a bayonet. I'm currently sitting in the ER with stitches in my foot. FML

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Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML

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Today, I let a friend read a draft of the novel I'm writing. She claimed the antagonist is blatantly based on her, and threatened to sue me if I don't pay her royalties. The antagonist is an ancient, insane goblin witch. I guess I see now how this confusion could arise. FML

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