Cryptic reaction

By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 03:01

Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
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QueenSaru 28

Uh... 'in love with for almost a year' is a weirdly cryptic sentence. Does he love you back? Are you in a proper (whatever your definition is for this) relationship? Have you had the 'what happens if we have kids' talk?

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RichardPencil 30

He's just telling his child what his favorite Jordan Peele movie is. Let's go with that.

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QueenSaru 28

Uh... 'in love with for almost a year' is a weirdly cryptic sentence. Does he love you back? Are you in a proper (whatever your definition is for this) relationship? Have you had the 'what happens if we have kids' talk?

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RichardPencil 30

He's just telling his child what his favorite Jordan Peele movie is. Let's go with that.

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Major Ahull 3

You're pregnant with a full-grown man? For a full year? Are you an elephant?

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