Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car... - FML

By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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By maced face - 05/02/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By roadkill - 28/02/2011 15:50 - United States

Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML

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By will3000 - 12/01/2011 13:28

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

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JFAW 6

Saturday 24 November 2012 18:57

One of those days...

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:00

Did you have a bottle of urine in your hand, by chance? Shame on you, trying to spray people in their cars. "Cleaning windows," riiiight!

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Saturday 24 November 2012 20:23

**** yeah, you be ballin', foo.

angeluv_2014 22

Saturday 24 November 2012 20:28

It's true; one of those excuses to be as weird as you always secretly wish to be. Then, you get to laugh with your friends about it and it's an FML for that lady... You get to be a **** Yeah.

SqueakyChipmunk 21

Saturday 24 November 2012 20:32

Ayyyeeeee, its yo baby! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! NOPE! Broken condom style!

HarleeMae 6

Saturday 24 November 2012 20:32

Just look at her and creepily bite your lip.. >;D

igese 11

Saturday 24 November 2012 20:39

time to shave

buckdharma 36

Saturday 24 November 2012 21:03

next time leave the spray bottle of piss home.

The_Big_Boss 20

Saturday 24 November 2012 21:17

I would have ran over and pulled on the door handles to scare her hahaha

thecrapblog 8

Saturday 24 November 2012 21:22

I would have went up to her knocked on her window and then say “ What you lookin at fool?!?!" Of course when she opened the window... Thecrapblog is out...

CheeseHater 23

Saturday 24 November 2012 21:26

A serious question, are you black? I'm not but I know a lot of people who still think that every black person ever will always rob you at first opportunity.

SanaSazi 32

Saturday 24 November 2012 21:42

I get that reaction from my own family :-(

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