Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car... - FML

By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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By maced face - 05/02/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2017 06:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I was driving when a woman started crossing the street against the light at the upcoming intersection, so I slammed on the brakes and stopped short of hitting her. That's when she intentionally jumped onto my car and started screaming that I had "mowed her down". The cops believed her. FML

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By JFC! - 31/03/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By poop - 18/05/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML

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By roadkill - 28/02/2011 15:50 - United States

Today, an old lady hit me with her car, after which she said, "Oh! Not again!" FML

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By will3000 - 12/01/2011 13:28

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

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JFAW 6

Saturday 24 November 2012 18:57

One of those days...

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Saturday 24 November 2012 19:00

Did you have a bottle of urine in your hand, by chance? Shame on you, trying to spray people in their cars. "Cleaning windows," riiiight!

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LollipopDragon 4

Sunday 25 November 2012 0:31

Why wouldn't people be separated into races? I firmly believe in racial equality, but a black person is black, a mexican person is mexican, and a white person white.

TheWorkingMan 7

Sunday 25 November 2012 1:36

Did you make sure no one was behind you?

Carmstro 13

Sunday 25 November 2012 1:37

5, that's what I was thinking

teyyoshi 19

Sunday 25 November 2012 2:29

you are handsome?

poindexter25 5

Sunday 25 November 2012 2:54

Haha you probably just got punked I do that all the time

BlondeBubbles 6

Sunday 25 November 2012 3:56

Better safe than sorry.

FizzyApple 3

Sunday 25 November 2012 4:41

This exact thing happened to my Dad when he was going through his punk stage.

kemnet 7

Sunday 25 November 2012 4:58

Maybe she's a verin and you're a grimm?but she dont know you're one of the good grimms

beastlybeauty 4

Sunday 25 November 2012 5:18

Are you black/ugly?

Stix89 2

Sunday 25 November 2012 7:08

Lol I was thinking maybe there was somebody standing behind OP...some really scary person. Or were you charging across the crosswalk?

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Today, I went with my boyfriend of 10 months to rent a car, for which he needed his dad to sign for. To avoid introducing me, he banished me to the nearest airport terminal, and picked me up 45 minutes later, around 11:30 p.m. FML

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