By lobstercola - 24/11/2012 16:35 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking through a crosswalk when a lady in a car looked at me with a horrified expression and then hit her door locks repeatedly. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Did you have a bottle of urine in your hand, by chance? Shame on you, trying to spray people in their cars. "Cleaning windows," riiiight!

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Inheritance 10

I would've walked right up to her car and check myself out. Then proceed to smile at her and walk away.

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newbiehere99 6

Nope nope nope nope nope, no good comment style.

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gracehi 31

Your comment sounds like it will be modded.

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frigginlicia 3

But i'm African American! I thought we were allowed to say that =(

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olpally 32

Wow, this person just went full retard, never go full retard folks. *jeopardy music plays*

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Enslaved 36

Were you wearing a hoodie? Those seems to still scary a lot of people, despite. . .

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gracehi 31

Dammit, Enslaved! Why must you leave me in suspense???

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Enslaved 36

I was talking about that teen that got shot in FL. ***oh, and it's a hoodie as in jacket not condom. ;) haha

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Sir_Swaggington 6

Hoodies are awfully scary. OP was lucky to not be shot by some crazy fat dude.

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Pandaman_92 10

Hey now. I believe Noor was just referencing a different FML as if it was the other side of the story. Maybe my sense of humor is out of style but I thought it was a humorous comment none the less.

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MandiieePieee 1

She probably was already freaking herself out about something else and she was just on edge. Plus a lot of people get mugged this time of year, so maybe it had more to do with her than with you.

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gracehi 31

Your money or your life! ... K, thanks! Merry Christmas!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Absolutely useless... Like mine...

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traveler_ghost 12

you should have walked up to her car and ask for a ride

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drewflav 17

Should've gone right up to her and waved with a funny grin on your face!

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