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By explosiveBAM - 26/05/2011 05:04 - United States

Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML

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By Don't text and work - 23/06/2009 05:04 - France

Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML

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By black_pheonix77 - 03/07/2020 02:02

Today, even though I’m not allowed to be on my phone while on the line at work, I texted an unknown number. My manager looked at her Apple Watch. I'd texted my manager while on the job. FML

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Freudian slip

By Anonymous - 24/02/2023 14:00

Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML

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By in big trouble - 23/08/2014 12:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML

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By jobless - 10/04/2015 06:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML

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By Sarah - 21/02/2016 00:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boss mistakenly drunk texted me and was talking shit about me. FML

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FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2010 19:29 - United States

Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML

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Jot that down

By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 02:00

Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML

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By number2 - 18/10/2011 01:14 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Thursday 26 May 2011 12:05

What a waste. Stop sending trashy text messages.

MedChew 19

Thursday 26 May 2011 12:08

Well, I BET she saw you trying to cover up and did this to spite you.

Comments

couturegirl2 7

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:54

karma's a bitchhh

JacobBRobertson 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 5:56

serves you right you're being payed to work NOT be on your phone

sherryl_fml 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 9:50

get it out?!!!

butterflyz1961 2

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:13

She saw you throw your phone in the garbage.

MetalLetteRaver 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 3:43

That's Devin Coffin, not Brookelle Bones. but yeah, valid point.

999pun999 0

Monday 6 June 2011 5:26

thats one nice manager you got there!

laceyanneman 7

Tuesday 13 September 2011 7:59

She knew...

UnlmtdFML 2

Monday 19 March 2012 18:33

dont u have pockets?

Albarufus 13

Thursday 31 May 2012 19:54

She knew exactly what you were doing I think. :P

xXkiller_hushXx 16

Thursday 30 May 2013 20:48

she knew you threw your phone in there.

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