Love: Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the...

By im_not_me - 09/12/2009 12:31 - Australia

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on Facebook. She's in the forces, and it was her birthday. I asked her if she liked the flowers I sent her. She thanked me, then asked if she could remove our relationship status. When I asked why, she said, "It's not like we're really going out anymore." FML

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By fmfb - 07/06/2011 23:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook and changed our relationship status to single just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML

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By wtfrelationship - 21/10/2009 04:07 - Singapore

Today, I told my girlfriend over MSN that we had to talk. I log on to facebook and the first thing I see is that she changed our relationship from "In a Relationship" to "It's Complicated." FML

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Easy fix

By failure - 13/10/2010 06:18 - Australia

Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML

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By Lies - 19/08/2009 02:44 - United States

Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML

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Stereotypes

By Anonymous - 26/09/2019 06:01

Today, my girlfriend's Facebook relationship status was changed to single. When I tried to ask her about, she told me she's a lesbian now. Her mullet should've been a clue. FML

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Facebook official

By waitthatsnotme - 15/08/2009 00:39 - United States

Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her facebook status changed to "In a relationship". This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By danthecomplicate - 29/09/2011 02:28 - United States

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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Kukironosuke 16

Wednesday 9 December 2009 16:17

that just means she's already cheated on you and just wants to justify her actions by insinuating you both knew the relationship was over

Jimboom 11

Wednesday 9 December 2009 16:35

Ouch. But your probably better off without her in the long run. Get yourself a hottie that actually lives in the same country as you and bang her **** off!!

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vale2199 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 1:54

well let me tell ya. there are only 2 types of chicks that are in the military. bull dykes and ******. which sounds like her?

Branflakes16 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 1:56

that's shitty. oh well ur better off

ensemble 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 3:51

I'm sorry but she's right. I mean, if she's not feeling it anymore, and you two are really distant from each other. and you now have a internet relationship, it's not worth anymore.

im_not_me 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 7:18

no text.

Origin05 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 14:46

Vale2199 you're a pig. I'm a military female and neither.. mysogonistic attitudes are disgusting. I pray you aren't a member of the armed services.

crash52181 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 15:14

Ouch...dude she's totally getting boned by some other dude....let it go...

bored690 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 15:24

maybe she's just a realistic person, who realises that long distance relationships don't count

israelnotjacob 20

Friday 11 December 2009 8:43

Oh right! So my friend who dated an army guy for two years and only saw him once every few months and is now married to him counts for nothing? I have no respect for those kind of statements. They show absolute, 100%, unquestionable ignorance.

MangeMoi_fml 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 16:48

@ a_e_iownu..She wouldnt be a bitch for breaking up with him, she'd be a bitch for the way she went about doing it. Also, I find this kind of hard to believe. Why would she ask if she could change the status on facebook..wouldnt she just do it?...I guess.