Cats, Relatable, Medication and Animals: Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental...

By anonymous - 20/06/2012 14:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

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amyrules99 7

Wednesday 20 June 2012 18:51

What kind of cat doesn't want a cup of tea?!?!

gTOtheT 7

Wednesday 20 June 2012 18:52

Yeah I hate it when I overdose and my cat won't take my tea. So rude.

Comments

br0ccoli 14

Wednesday 20 June 2012 19:08

Antihistamines: Proving to cats how ******* weird it's human is, one overdose-induced cup of tea offer at a time. "Human got into the medicine cabinet again. What's a kitty gotta do for some catnip over here?? Meow. Mrreow. I am awesome. *lick lick*"

NIRVANA1990s 1

Wednesday 20 June 2012 19:11

haha! that whole thing went down in my head and it was funny :)

mvems 13

Wednesday 20 June 2012 19:13

I want chicken I want liver Meow mix meow mix please deliver! That's what your cat was thinking. No? Nobody? I personally find that song an elegant classic.