Cats, Relatable, Medication and Animals: Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental...

By anonymous - 20/06/2012 14:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 08:01

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By CatLady - 09/06/2011 07:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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By of course - 20/04/2019 12:00

Today, I woke up at 2 a.m. needing a drink. Not only did my cat wake everyone up when I tripped over him, but I also spilled a whole gallon of milk on myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 12:00

Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML

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By sippinsoup22 - 16/02/2016 01:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my cat was being surprisingly loving towards me. Normally she ignores me so I obviously found this rather odd. She kept meowing so I assumed she was hungry. As I was getting up to feed her, she stood up and pooped all over me, my bed and phone, then turned away and ran. FML

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By catastrophy - 19/11/2016 09:20

Today, a guy I've been seeing called me really drunk again to talk about his and his cat's angst. He put me on speaker so I could have a meowing-conversation with his cat to soothe her. FML

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amyrules99 7

Wednesday 20 June 2012 18:51

What kind of cat doesn't want a cup of tea?!?!

gTOtheT 7

Wednesday 20 June 2012 18:52

Yeah I hate it when I overdose and my cat won't take my tea. So rude.

Comments

pcentral 17

Thursday 21 June 2012 12:47

Dafuq did I just read?!?!

mynameisdharma 8

Thursday 21 June 2012 19:39

Don't worry OP you're not crazy. In a similarly sleep-deprived state of my own I tried to put a letter into the toaster and thanked a cashpoint.

EpicFail1520 16

Thursday 21 June 2012 23:08

Cats are rude.

EnduringPlum 7

Friday 22 June 2012 2:21

Rude bastard!

ebfbruh 0

Friday 22 June 2012 3:05

Sounds like u got the good antihistamines

psychaddict 0

Friday 22 June 2012 4:27

Reminds me of the "Drunk" music video (Ed Sheeran)... :D

lexif96 0

Friday 22 June 2012 14:58

laughed for a good 5 minutes after reading this.

The_F3rris 11

Sunday 24 June 2012 15:52

Someone fell down the rabbit hole.

Marissa1586 18

Sunday 24 June 2012 20:37

EVERYONE LISTEN TO MAC MILLER!

evansgram 1

Monday 25 June 2012 0:48

Perhaps your cat was insulted because you didn't offer cookies.

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