By anonymous - 20/06/2012 14:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML
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amyrules99 7

What kind of cat doesn't want a cup of tea?!?!

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gTOtheT 7

Yeah I hate it when I overdose and my cat won't take my tea. So rude.

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perdix 29

Cat's got your cat's tongue?

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yuggi1 11

For some reason I read this as you offering your cat tea and the cat peeing on you.

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ILoveFluttershy 3

Wait, so it's NOT normal to offer tea to your cat? ( ._.)

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kevin1873 1

I'm going to take a pretty good educated guess and say you're a girl and this would have happened to you even without the overdose ;-)

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bananagrams 9

Something makes me think that wasn't a very educated guess

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dixiefoxx 22

Do you think any girl would do that in her right mind..? I know a few guys that would probably do the same thing as OP without an overdose.

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isis_morrigan 18

Obviously not a good educated guess since all you did was make unfounded assumptions.

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kaileylovesyew 4

Thats not an educated guess. Thats u being a sexist bastard!!!!

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cptmorgan6 8

Don't lie OP. We all know you didnt overdose on anything. You're just a crazy cat lady who talks to her cats and gets upset when all 36 of them don't respond.

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JoeParris 1

39 1/2 cats ok get it right

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

You're allowed to curse on here, you know. Watch this! **** **** fuckity **** ****. See. No repercussions.

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HerrBawl 4

Nay nay! Your repercussion is getting thumbed up.

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wereturtle 1

My cat does the SAME thing.... Where is this world headed to?

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Too many antihistamines can make you do crazy things.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Just saying because I know from experience. I took 2 antihistamine pills once instead of 1 (as the box recommended) and started feeling quite fuzzy and like I was floating on the inside.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#82 I have pretty much no friends, so yeah, I have no life and rarely ever get out except for going to work...

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SkoomaKi 27

#86 - I will be your friend ^.^ Friendship FTW

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zandalee 19

Get out more then girl! Your young & pretty & should be having a ball. Seize the day!!

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brandon3747 16

I did that with my dog once but I was serious and he didn't reply but I kept offering.... HIM A BONE

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