By anonymous - 20/06/2012 14:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 131
You deserved it 6 601

Same thing different taste

Top comments

What kind of cat doesn't want a cup of tea?!?!

gTOtheT 7

Yeah I hate it when I overdose and my cat won't take my tea. So rude.

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210tex 1
mizuki123 8

My cat would of jumped on me too.

._. I think I'm going to start thumbing down grammar nazis when the sentence they're correcting is still readable. Seriously, some of you guys pounce on errors like they're the last scraps of food in the world. Onwards to change!!!!!

olpally 32

I did thumb down 21... Just read my profile... You'll see why I hate grammar nazis. Lol.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Whenever I do dumb things, my cat gets this look on his face like, "Did you seriously just do that?"

So does mine! And she bangs her head into the wall purposly :/

ant1ion 12

The cats thinking "I don't want to live on this planet anymore"

hahayourmom101 5

Maybe its next life will be betterr?

He didn't answer back because you didn't offer him scones! A real English cat can't have just tea.

Scones? In my 26 years of living in this country I have yet to encounter a single, that's right one single person who thought tea and scones just HAD to be had together...tea is just a hot drink, scones, muffins, cupcakes, biscuits or whatever you like can be had...don't make yourself look like a tunnel vision idiot with assumptions like that

Glad to know you are an English cat 51 because the comment clearly said English cats can't have just tea

DontModMeDammit 10

Watch out guys, we've got an idiot that can't take a joke. 57- I know, right? I didn't know cats could type out rants like that.

51: Allow me to understand. There are horrible stereotypes about people in this world . . . I mean, who likes stereotypes? . . . but the one that most offends you is the tea and scone stereotype? And it is not just you. I've just read several comments complaining of this "misinformation". Seriously people? I'd rather be a presumed teatime lover than a presumed idiot and fatso (to name a stereotype or two).

85 You're obviously really cool because you're 16 and drink Vodka.

Cats are sophisticated. They don't just drink vodka straight. It's gotta be a martini:)

kaileylovesyew 4

Lol. Yeah your life sucks! I hate when my cat doesn't drink her cup of tea!

couturedoll 7

Well think of it this way- if anyone's around, you're providing them with first class entertainment.

Sorry, english is not my first language. My bad.

pavlovaaLOVE 7

25- don't apologies to that idiot.... They don't deserve it. Stupid nazi