Cats, Relatable, Medication and Animals: Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental...

By anonymous - 20/06/2012 14:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML

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amyrules99 7

Wednesday 20 June 2012 18:51

What kind of cat doesn't want a cup of tea?!?!

gTOtheT 7

Wednesday 20 June 2012 18:52

Yeah I hate it when I overdose and my cat won't take my tea. So rude.

Comments

zmunnam 5

Thursday 21 June 2012 1:10

Yes because overdose is always "accidental"

gixxergirl74 5

Thursday 21 June 2012 1:21

Too bad it wasn't caught on video.....:0

Spiral_Thoughts 19

Thursday 21 June 2012 1:45

And this is precisely why the cheshire cat is never invited to tea! Harrumph!

ShitHappens12318 10

Thursday 21 June 2012 2:10

Yeah, well, I guess it just wasn't his cup of tea.

greylady410 3

Thursday 21 June 2012 2:19

Win!

iCake 13

Thursday 21 June 2012 2:31

Yea my dog wont take the coffee I offer her, and I'm not sure if it's cause she wants milk and sugar in

sketchmaster7 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 3:56

Your cat must've judged you like no other

bizarre_ftw 21

Thursday 21 June 2012 4:58

*Robin Williams voice* Come with me my friend...

jangalianxi 6

Thursday 21 June 2012 6:01

Maybe it wasn't the right kind of tea. My cat actually will occasionally lick up some spilled Earl Grey but won't go near any other kind unless it has milk in it. Next time you trip just ask it what it likes :D