Animals: Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten...

By Fykkhttdsetkkhvln - 26/04/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML

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Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML

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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

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By meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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Sunday 26 April 2009 23:10

I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(

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Sunday 26 April 2009 23:13

That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.

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Sunday 26 April 2009 23:13

Awww I'm sorry you must feel terrible. That sucks.

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Sunday 26 April 2009 23:14

aww

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Sunday 26 April 2009 23:14

oh jeez how heavy of a sleeper are you??

xHaniffax 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:15

:O That;s awful! when you rolled over....did you roll over the kitten? Is that how it died? :(

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Sunday 26 April 2009 23:16

i feel worse for the cat! FTCL (**** the cat's life)

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Sunday 26 April 2009 23:16

That's awful! but it wasn't the best idea to fall asleep while babysitting! I mean, do you know how much trouble little kids can get into just being unsupervised for 5 minutes? I'm clicking YDI just for that, but FML, too, because I feel sorry for the poor kitten /: