Animals: Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten...

By Fykkhttdsetkkhvln - 26/04/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML

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Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

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Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML

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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

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By meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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Sunday 26 April 2009 23:10

I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(

altna 4

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:13

That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.

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Phlecks 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:39

A dead kitten is just a live kitten that sleeps a lot. The family won't tell the difference.

call_it_karma 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:41

#61, that's awful. I'm so sorry :|

ebbasaur 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:41

Please tell, me your kidding. This is defintely not a YDI, moment in my opinion. What are you going to do? OMG!, What the HELL were you thinking?

B00_fml 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:41

Lose some weight.

kitties_fml 12

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:42

#45: agreed

suphaley 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:42

That is horrible! I hope this is fake! Kittens shouldn't be separated from the mother before 12 weeks old! And you should NEVER sleep while you are baby sitting! What if something happened to the kids? Hopefully the parents will never hire someone as irresponsible as you again. If this is true, then I hope someone rolls over you while you're sleeping. See how it feels.

suphaley 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:42

darkmis1 17

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:43

OMG!!!!!!!!!! This better b a fake 1! I can't believe ud do that! How could u fall asleep-and wouldn't u hear the kitten crying? And kittens aren't supposed 2 leave their mothers until they're 8 weeks! U should NEVER b allowed 2 get a cat after this. R.I.P. poor little kitty......this makes mi wanna cry :'-( I would never trust u around ne of my cats-and I wouldn't let u near me others!