Animals: Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten...

By Fykkhttdsetkkhvln - 26/04/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML

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You deserved it 58 151

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By inveralaska - 16/06/2016 21:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a kitten. She decided to sleep on my bed, waking me up periodically during the night by biting my face to make sure I was still alive. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:23 - United States - Mulino

Today, while I was pet-sitting for my boyfriend's parents, one of their dogs killed one of their kittens. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 15:34 - United States - Waterville

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML

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By KittenTime - 26/05/2011 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML

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By Noname - 30/01/2009 18:18 - Canada

Today, I was woken up by my roommates cat meowing so loudly at her door, wanting in. Suddenly it stopped. I was just falling back into sleep when I rolled over and the cat was right there beside my head. Meowing. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I didn't realize my cat was sleeping in the room with me until she decided to jump on me in the middle of the night, resulting in a critical hit to my groin. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

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By meowmeow - 21/09/2010 04:38 - Australia

Today, I noticed my kitten was growling and twitching in his sleep. I tried to wake him up by gently prodding him. He responded by waking up and attacking my face. FML

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on_a_boat 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:10

I sincerely hope that this is a fake : That's just completely terrible :(

altna 4

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:13

That's just enormous amount of pure fail. You fall asleep while you should be looking after their kids AND you kill their kitten. I hope you don't do this regularly.

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truslide 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:44

#59, you pinned the tail on the donkey

jumpgurl23 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:45

youre ****** up.

splitsides 4

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:46

#68, chill out. The OP clearly didn't do it on purpose. He/she happened to doze off. Not good, but accidents do happen. It doesn't mean he/she was neglectful or an animal killer. Calm the **** down (and learn to spell while you're at it).

CourtneeMalakian 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:47

omfg ur lucky that wasnt my kitten i ****** love cats to death and if someone killed my kitten (purpose or accident) id have their ass id be soo pissed and sad

katherinebby17 28

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:48

im sorry buy idk why but thats a little funny poor kitty thats what happens when you do dumb stuff like fall asleep while baby sitting

gregberu 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:49

How can people vote for " you deserved that one"?

Bookie2152 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:49

this is awesome! best one i've read in a while!

google_fml 3

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:50

:O.

fmylifefurlife 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:54

ahaha clearly you guys are all cat people. Thats probably the most hilarious thing i have ever heard! Don't feel bad it was just a cat.

suckerz 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 23:54

1. why the hell would you sleep while babysitting??? 2. #1 explains why you're irresponsible so this was all your fault... it's not FYL it's F the kitty's life... shame on you... I hope you feel terrible...