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By Ohfman117 - 11/08/2009 20:30 - United States

Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2011 07:43 - United States

Today, I tried sneaking over to my girlfriend's house to be romantic and knocked on her window. She went and got her mother to see who was at the window. FML

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Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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By spiderhater - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend in her room. She starts screaming. Her father bursts in and, thinking I'm some kind of rapist, hits me in the head with a baseball bat. Not bad enough? I wasn't the one making her scream. There was a huge spider on the wall. FML

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By mommydearest - 04/09/2011 16:08 - Denmark

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

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By Kaz - 07/05/2011 06:40 - United States

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2013 16:51 - United States - Ozark

Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By Zack - 01/04/2012 21:36 - United States - Duncannon

Today, I woke up to shuffling noises coming from downstairs. Suspecting the worst, I jumped out of bed, and whispered over my shoulder for my girlfriend to stay quiet. Only after going downstairs and taking a swing in the dark with my bat did I figure out it was just my girlfriend foraging for snacks. FML

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Nightfallz 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:21

YDI psycho.

evangldbrg 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:33

YDI for having your girlfriend's mom's number anyway...

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Hahawowurlifesux 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:51

Ydi for having your girlfriend's mom's number. Why would you ever need to call/text her???

SneakyMuffin 0

Sunday 9 October 2011 10:27

It gets on their good side.

cabernet 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:52

YDI, creeper.

hotdayum15 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 5:36

Maybe his girlfriend borrowed her mom's phone and he thought she still had it.

TheMikeyK 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:57

YDI. I don't know how you mistakened your girlfriend's number with her mother. That takes a dumbass to accomplish that.

keyofdestiny13 24

Friday 27 March 2015 19:21

Same/similar names, maybe?

ThunderLightTSV 31

Sunday 5 June 2016 0:50

Example of 141: My mother used to babysit a girl named Emma, but her mother was named Emily.

ScaryPants3 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 1:59

Damn, that sucks.

Brolin 4

Wednesday 12 August 2009 2:04

Umm I know my girlfriend's mom has needed my number so as to find out if I knew where my girlfriend was if she didn't contact her parents or in other cases, like she was asking what I was getting my girlfriend for her birthday to make sure she didn't get the same thing, it's practical to have your girlfriend's mom's number. And I know in my case their numbers are very similar the last 4 digits are, 5522 and 5533, so it could be an easy mistake