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14 - The noises that she was making was coming from downstairs. I suppose that the light switch could be really loud or something, but she would have seen better (and so would he) should either of them have turned on the lights. Aren't vampires from Transylvania and not Pennsylvania though? I think that's where Kresnik and Kudlak originated.

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Is anybody even concerned about the girlfriend? I mean seriously, she got hit by a FUCKING BAT. Instead you all drool over the origins of vampires.

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38- Where did it say she got hit? It just says that he found out after a swing. So maybe he hit something else, or even nothing, and she saw or heard it and then said something and that is how he found out.

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But then, who did he say to stay quiet to? ...[girlfriend's name], get in the car, we need to get out of here...

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I'm concerned about OP's thinking and nerve function, there is a huge difference in feeling someone laying in bed with you and someone not laying in bed with you. A normal person would have felt the lack of another human body in the bed and inferred it might be the girlfriend making noise.

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This reminds me of the family guy episode, when the robbers are in the house and peter hits meg in the head with the bat after the fact of her saying something already... Lol

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Well, you have to remember, he literally JUST woke up when this happened and your body doesn't react quite as fast in that phase.

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94 - he was probably mostly worried about stopping them than making sure she was in bed. I would assume she would be.

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I believe that he was using the slang term of the word smooth, as in "having suave characteristics." Of course, he had a sarcastic tone to his use of the word smooth. So, in all actuality, he is implying the exact opposite of the meaning of the slang definition. So, what was meant was that the OP was not, in fact, smooth. Just clarifying.

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I don't think when he said "Define smooth," that he meant it. I picked up a bit of his sarcasm... I guess you didn't.

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Excuse me if I'm wrong, but if he was using sarcasm, that was a very poor use of it. Although, you must know exactly what you are talking about. Judging by your astounding grammar skills, you are a highly educated English major. So next time, I should stop wasting my time and try to be more like you. That was an example of sarcasm used in the correct manner.

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My question is: how did he not notice that his girlfriend wasn't in bed? That would be my FIRST action.

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Stop You don't sound "black," or gangster or, "swag." You sound like a try-hard wangster nerd (wangster = wannabe gangster)

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If it was a legitimate robbery, turning the lights on would draw unnecessary attention. Bad idea if the robber is armed. Op should have realized his girlfriend was out of bed before searching for the source of the noise.

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I'm sorry, but I disagree. If it WAS a legitimate robbery, fighting the person in the dark would be highly disadvantageous as well as destructive, and the ability to see would be of greater help than the loss of surprise. Also, in cases like this, it makes sure you don't accidentally assault your housemates.

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Also, real robbers generally use flashlights, rather than trying to rummage around for valuables in the dark, using their hands to feel every object they come across at the pace of a snail. OP should have thought before he acted, but I don't blame him. Instincts take over, and I would have probably done the same, except, I would have turned the light on first.

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You shouldn't turn the lights on or the robber can see you too. What you do is blind them with an extremely bright flashlight and as they're squinting and trying to figure it all out, unload a few rounds into them until they stop moving. Then call the cops and let them handle it from there. Robbery Defense 101.

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67, If they live in a city its never completely dark. As such, nothing you've said makes sense.

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I live in a city and my house gets pitch dark, like I can't even see with the lights off, I've just memorized the layout of my house. @187

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She must walk at the exact same speed a bat does when it's being swung in the air. She should try out for olympic walking.

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