By joyness - 20/12/2012 14:49 - Taiwan - Taipei

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Today, I was sleeping on an airplane. I dreamed that I was running my hands up and down my friend's leg sexually to creep him out. I woke up and I realized that I was running my hand up and down the leg of the old man sitting next to me. FML
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Welshite 39

I'll bet you didn't hear him complaining, though. ;)

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Pleonasm 35

I bet he wasn't creeped out though. After a while, though, I think it was less up and down the leg, and more up and down the dong. I think he's ready for take-off. I bet his jet engine enjoyed its four-stroke cycle.

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powerkeep 24

There is no way you deserved that. I do not know what is with people today

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sweetmama88 6

I sure hope in joyed it!

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zombieslayer83 19

YDI, that was a creepy dream to begin with!

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sweetmama88 6

I hope he in I joyed it ! Lol

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spikekutter 9

uhm, why is my comment for this gone? i thought that it was a dude so i was wondering if he was gay..

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BananerzFresh 12

You made that tge best plane ride that old man has ever had. Haha.

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EsOSiQueEs 14

I don't see how OP deserved this. I talk in my sleep all the time, and occasionally sleepwalk, believe me, you can't control what you're doing while you sleep. :3

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buckdharma 36

Do you vaguely remember the lullaby now?

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nottheyoungest 18

He probably thought it was a nice Christmas gift. He never did protest.

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PhishloverA 14

I knew it would end this way. I'm psychic

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