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By joyness - / Thursday 20 December 2012 14:49 / Taiwan - Taipei
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By  Pleonasm  |  31

I bet he wasn't creeped out though. After a while, though, I think it was less up and down the leg, and more up and down the dong. I think he's ready for take-off. I bet his jet engine enjoyed its four-stroke cycle.

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By  JBChristian  |  45

Well that would be quite embarrassing, huh?

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  renjisgirl12  |  22

I was just about to say the same thing lol

By  Pleonasm  |  31

I bet he wasn't creeped out though. After a while, though, I think it was less up and down the leg, and more up and down the dong. I think he's ready for take-off. I bet his jet engine enjoyed its four-stroke cycle.

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  zingline89  |  18

It's okay Pleo, FML is hit and miss. One minute you're flying high, the next you come to a crash landing. Once the down thumbing begins, people like to just pilot on. But hey, I'll always be your wingman. I mean, wouldn't you rudder try than just not comment at all?

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  danielnieves  |  4

Jet engines don't have strokes

By  codyjohn17  |  5

Wow.... Try to avoid him slipping roofies in your drink. Or as I like to call it "floories" (hangover quote)

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  verkdizzle  |  2

Not only did the quote not have anything to do with the FML. But you ruined it even further by naming the source like we're all half-wits. I don't appreciate that very much

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  gracehi  |  31

I wonder why my comment was deleted. I wasn't being mean to anybody. Welshite, I realize that old people aren't necessarily celibate. Hell, it's not like I've never heard of Hugh Hefner. I was just being silly and making a joke.

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  olpally  |  32

Wrong username welshite... Her name is Lauren. Lmao. As for the fml, have fun explaining that to the old man op, sure he didn't mind at all though. Lol. Edit:: Never mind... I didn't see gracehi there! Whoops! Lol

By  gracehi  |  31

"Today, the young lady in the seat next to me on the airplane fell asleep. I guess she was dreaming, because she began to seductively run her hand up and down my thigh. That's the most action I've gotten in about fifty years. FML"

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  Welshite  |  39

Gracehi, just because people are old doesn't mean they don't get some "action". I'm sure he just appreciated being felt up by a much younger woman.

By  PenguinBitch  |  43

Don't get frighten! That's not a snake he has.

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