By Anonymous - 24/12/2011 02:49 - Australia

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 17 150
You deserved it 41 735

Same thing different taste

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"I used to tell people took an arrow to the knee, but then I took a fist to the nose." - OP

I used to hate that quote, but I took a Skyrim to the addiction section of my brain.

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Completely unrelated but if you haven't played Skyrim please go enlighten yourself. That game is amazing ♥

Shadow_Phantom 26

"I used to be a jokester like you, but then I took a fist to the nose."

I have about 15 hours of game time now, and I've only heard 1 guard say it :/

A meme for a meme! Fry: "Can't tell if OP has huge balls...or is just really stupid."

I'd break your nose too. If you say Internet shit that makes no sense you deserve it.

lincolnkite 6

At least you didn't take an arrow to the knee.

MoNnEy_MiiTE 3

I have many hours on that game and ibstill have a life haha. I heae that from guards alot and i always shoot the guard in the knee im like then what? He'll be a lowlife on the street and he will be like to a guard, "I used to be a guard like you, but then some asshole adventurer gave me on in the knee"

Never before have I clicked YDI with such force.

MinecraftDragon 5

Seriously. That joke is ******* retarted and unfunny. YDI.