By New computer - 08/08/2009 05:27 - France

Today, I was on an airplane back from California. I decided to check out my new $1500 MacBook that I bought the day before. My son decided to projectile vomit all over me, my new computer, and my bag. None of it got on him. FML
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surger1 0

Don't worry about it too much. I projectile vomit as well when I see MacBooks.

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_system_ 0

YDI for being an applefag.

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AlexZB 0

YDI for being a self centered bitch

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ayashe 2

You Mac and PC haters are all idiots for getting so worked up over computers. Either get over it or end your pathetic lives. That'll end your misery, and ours since we won't have to listen to you anymore. As for you Mr/Miss New computer your son did not decide to vomit on you, it was an accident. And for those of you bashing the kid for not using the airplane barf bags, it does not state how old the child is it just says "my son." It's entirely possible he didn't know there were any, or there actually might not have been any. You don't know anything more about the situation than what's stated, so don't just make a bunch of assumptions.

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BLNovelist 0

I'd actually lay odds there weren't any. I fly at least, three, four times a year, and I've never once seen 'barf bags' on the planes...which seems odd to me. :o Though I may just getting sucky airplanes.

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hotncold9 0

Who cares about what kind of computer it is? All that he or she is trying to explain is how much it SUCKS that vomit ended up all over themselves, along with something worth alot of money. It's true OP, FYL.

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freezeframefame 0

I have a mac and there's no way in hell I could afford to buy a new one... your an idiot for thinking that. Maybe they saved their money to buy the computer they wanted instead of a POS that would break in a couple months

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YouDontFuckWith 0

YDI it for being from or visiting France

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blondiee09 0

u should teach ur son to control himself

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intotheblue 0

He 'decided' to vomit? Yes I'm sure he consciously made that decision... YDI for being a shallow, materialistic, uncaring parent.

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Antonio718 0

Today I spent the day saying "YDI for getting a MAC".....I am now a nerd FML Wow, you guys are getting worked up over PCs and MACs......sounds like a nerd fest

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