Transportation: Today, I was on an airplane back from California. I decided to...

By New computer - 08/08/2009 05:27 - France

Today, I was on an airplane back from California. I decided to check out my new $1500 MacBook that I bought the day before. My son decided to projectile vomit all over me, my new computer, and my bag. None of it got on him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 15:45 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well. I decided to bring my laptop with me to the bathroom, because I figured I would be in there for a while. Things were going great, until I felt a burp coming. Next thing I know, my computer is covered with puke. FML

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By scarlett666 - 05/06/2009 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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Who gave him that?

By Ewyucky - 21/06/2022 06:00 - Canada - Wilberforce

Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML

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katius_fml 2

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:27

Did he have a virus? ba-dum-ching!

surger1 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:22

Don't worry about it too much. I projectile vomit as well when I see MacBooks.

Comments

sixofhearts 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:33

lol why would you be leaving California?

potsie 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:53

because they live in france...?

Tubasaurus 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 0:45

Because there is no air in California

yzarci57 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:37

he must have been a PC

abbymybowl 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:40

fyl. your gonna have to buy a completely new one you cant take it to a repair shop. its a bio hazard ):

Qup 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:41

fnool: you're an idiot

iplayrugby18 11

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:43

good luck cleaning up that mess...by the way apple will not cover that damage FYL

demonkey_fml 4

Saturday 8 August 2009 16:58

That happened to me on a flight from Germany. I was covered in red juice puke all the way to New York. The little ones are hell on airline flights.

dcait_1196 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 17:10

This sounds like another FML i've heard before where the family was in a taxi and the son projectile vomited all over the taxi and people... hmmm...

alwaysalady 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 17:14

I could see it. Kids projectile vomit for fun, I swear to god, my pukes and laughs. Sucks about the laptop

xpxp2002 4

Saturday 8 August 2009 17:25

FYL for buying a MacBook. A $1500 Mac is basically the hardware of a $500 PC with Mac OS X. And no one can defend spending $1000 to get an OS. Just wait for Windows 7 and put $1500 toward a good Dell or HP.