Love: Today, I was on a double date at a restaurant with two friends...

By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, I was on a double date at a restaurant with two friends of mine and a guy I really liked. Things started getting really quiet so I decided to start talking to make things a little bit less awkward even though I was eating. I ended up spitting a piece of chicken across the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 14:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I went to a restaurant for a second date. As we were eating, a piece of food got stuck in my teeth. I tried to discreetly remove it, but ended up spitting it across the table and onto my date's glasses. FML

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By moo... - 18/05/2013 02:59

Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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Hi-de-hi

By Droolgirl - 26/05/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML

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Choked

By embarrassing - 15/07/2021 18:01

Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML

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By newmoongirl1036 - 13/07/2015 02:03 - United States - Chicago

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML

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Denial

By Lady Bloodshart of the Redwater - 15/07/2016 20:27 - United States - Arlington

Today, while at a restaurant, my date shat himself. He spent the entire meal pretending nothing had happened. FML

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By anonymous - 14/09/2010 07:57 - United States

Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML

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Impressive, dude

By Anonymous - 06/02/2023 15:00

Today, I was on a first date at high-end Indian restaurant. I tried to impress my date by ordering the spiciest dish on the menu, only to find out it was way too hot for me to handle. I ruined the entire meal by coughing, choking, and drinking five gallons of water with tears streaming down my face for at least 40 minutes. FML

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Grossed out

By tiaox - 04/06/2021 11:01

Today, I went on a date with an amazing girl. The date was going well, until she started eating. Although her mouth was closed the entire time, she somehow still made the loudest, most disgusting chewing noises I’ve ever heard. I felt bad about dumping her over that, but I just couldn’t continue. FML

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avalon24 18

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:51

That's so gross, you shouldn't talk with food in your mouth.

Eros_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 9:54

i think he deserves to put his sausage in your taco for that one

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thatswasup 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:28

Redbluegreen: do u randomly leave comments from songs? Lol

mister_moops 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:32

so nobody's talking and you decide to start talking with food in your mouth? it's not like you had to do it right then and there. you could've ******* waited. get some manners.

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:34

#43 - Nope. Haha. I thought it fit quite well.

Capnstinkfoot 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:36

Buy a vibrater & become a hermit

azaqasw 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:47

Don't talk with your mouth open

ithedarkknight 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 15:59

well thats attractive whats next you want to spit in my food too? its call chewing swallowing then speaking learn it.

wilberp3 2

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:37

Hoy should never talk with ur full especially on a date YDI

kitkat26_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:53

Oh, it's not that bad. If you're cute he won't mind. If you're cool and interesting, he'll laugh over it. Really, once I went on a date to Chipotle with this guy and the burrito ripped and got rice and everything in my hair. I think he liked me more because I laughed it off!

Humanoid_fml 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 16:59

I realize this has already been said about fifteen times but... What the crap? You never learned not to talk with your mouth full? Does this happen to you all the time?