By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

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Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 689
You deserved it 56 785

Same thing different taste

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Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

Comments

kittea86 0

agree w 48 hes an immature ass for calling her a name. id like to see what ****** up stuff he was into when he was her age.

Bently24 6

Why on earth would you call your daughter a freak? She must of learned from you

corruptblackkat 17

just curious why is this an fml again...

Yeh, I used to write in a journal everynight. For hours. I had quite a few piled up just from high school. My mom wanted to know what I'd been up to so she read them. All of them. I quit writing till I got married and my husband wants to read everything I write. So I don't write. Open people's eyes when they read what goes on in a loved ones head life. I like the comment to rewrite some of it...and at the very end put your initials

Twilight makes girls fantasize about those gay guys that aren't really vampires/werewolves. This is why she is most likely single

HAHAHA! that's actually pretty funny but also messed up...obsession to a whole new level =p

Snoop on other people's computers, get freaked out. This is how life works. God, you're a jerk...

WTF u hav got to be kidding me... Ur seriously making Fun of ur daughter and calling her a freak for doing something that's somewhat normal for a teen girl.... Ur the most terrible mother in the world