By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 690
You deserved it 56 787

Same thing different taste

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Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

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Right, because your perversions make you less of a freak. Even though twilight is the worst thing ever, stfu and stop trying be be a trendy **** by hating on your daughter to prove how cool you are because you dislike twilight. Oh, and ydi for reading it.

YDI for snooping around. You shouldn't snoop if you can't handle what you find. Haven't you ever hear the saying "what you don't know can't hurt you"?

Your fault for educating her to like gay-ish looking vampire/werewolf stereotypes. Should have shown how to play the Xbox and write a 5000 Halo story involving Master Chief :]

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Who does Master Chief get to ram in that story, Caboose? Wow..that actually makes a whole lot of sense all of a sudden.

I doubt the RvB team even met the Chief :/ they don't go to the front lines that much. My bet is on Cortana ;)

mikey561 2

you asked for it you get it don't snoop bro

shes 16. dude let it go. you have a dirty mind when youre a teenager

I can´t belive u´re such an incredible a**!!! It´s called FICTION for a reason! I read a lot of fanfiction (although not about Twilight) but that doesn´t mean I do or experience any of these things. U need to learn a lot about acception!

kate3101 15

None of your business. Let the poor kid have a fantasy life. Fanfic isn't exactly a new thing and imagining things and actually wanting to do them in real life are not the same thing. Grow a pair and talk to your daughter like the young woman she is and not the baby you wish she was. Kids grow up. Sometimes they want to do things that you don't approve of. Trufax

That freak so happens to still be your daughter regardless if her fantacies. I am pretty certain you had fantasies when u were young. Disappointed I can understand, calling ger a freak I disapprove.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Brad Pitt is a real person. Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are not real people. Their characters aren't even real people, they're vampires and werewolves. And they're not even real ones there either!! Point being, OP can have an opinion. Also, fantasizing about a movie star is not at all creepy, because otherwise said movie stars would be out of a job.

Notorious_Puppy 0

Calling your own child a freak isn't very nice