By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 690
You deserved it 56 787

Same thing different taste

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Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

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Ydix2 Once for snooping Twice for reading it, who's the freak?

I don't see your point. Even it is just about the character (it doesn't say that in the FML), it is still quite wrong to call your kid a freak for having a fantasy.

At least you didn't find her ***** collection shaped like Jacob and Edward's heads. That would be a far more disturbing prospect than a self-insertion lemon. Seriously, though - everyone has to have something to whack off to, because it's human nature. Some people whack off to tranny ****, some whack off to pictures of kickass gaming rigs (drool). Your daughter gets off on codependent werewolves and manic depressive sparkly vampires. ::shrug::

uhhh... don't snoop around your daughter's shit, lady.. Damn, YDI

f her life for having a parent like you. that should teach you not to snoop!

thats cold blooded, calling your own kid a freak :o

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

No, hitting her would be cold-blooded. Seriously, did everyone here have fakey tv sitcom parents?

Oh get over it!!!! Your daughter is 1 of how many million girls fantasizing about Edward and Jacob! Be happy shes now fantasizing about Bella and Edwards sister! Haha!

you're horrible :O 1) you shouldn't have been snooping in the first place 2) calling your own child a freak is disgusting and you should be ashamed. Maybe she's just interested in erotic literature? I had to read a book in my english class where there was a very graphic sex scene and we didn't call the author a freak.

VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

The sex is not the point, it's the fact that it's Twilight fanfiction. No one said they had a problem with erotic fiction.