By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

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Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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zcheema17 0

Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

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thiscrazything 1

YDI. It was Not written for u to read. (Or was it???) Do not snoop.

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Alymc13 0

195#wow im glad people like you are in this world. Lol damn im sorry your life is that sad

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rocker2495 0

Well just relax, she is going through the "sexual cycle" and well think about it; I'm sure you at some point had some type of sexual fantasy with an actor or singer you like.. Writing is a way to express yourself and maybe this is an indication for you to talk to her about sex and everything that comes with it:-)

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LilaBear 1

#195 - uh, I think the parent is calling her a 'freak' because she's fantasizing about Jacob and Edward. Not because she's thinking about sex. Your entire argument is invalid.

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tacthebest 1

is that all it takes for you to call your daughter a freak?

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KickItHigh 32

This is why you teach her to install her own updates, so that you don't have to do this... So this doesn't happen. XD

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Fanfiction hardly ever means it's good literature. Just personal sex fantasies. Kind of exactly like what Twilight is.

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CyNommy 4

"Today on the Dr.Phil show..."

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