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By JennaMarie - 26/07/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML

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By rockefoe - 20/10/2010 18:41 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't feel like he loved me. His response? "Why else would I be with you? Your looks?" He was serious. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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By For - 28/12/2009 14:00 - United States

Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML

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By lucy_g - 02/11/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend, feeling pretty low. I said something along the lines of, "You like me even when I look like shit." He replied, "Ah, that's just how you naturally look." FML

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You deserved it 7 297

By Anonymous - 10/11/2012 02:09 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I noticed my husband was acting moody, and I asked him what was wrong. He replied that he didn't know, so trying to lighten the mood, I facetiously said, "It's 'cause you're stuck with me, isn't it?" He nodded, trundled off, and hasn't shown his face since. FML

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By 123alleyesonme - 02/11/2012 04:17 - United States - Austin

Today, after losing twenty pounds to please my husband, the only comment I received was, "At least now only your personality sucks." FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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Food fight

By hss - 30/05/2011 01:59 - United States

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

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Go on, why?

By Anonymous - 09/04/2022 04:00

Today, my husband ended an argument with, "Do you want to know why people don't like being around you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 04:30

Today, I found out that my husband only dated me because I look like what he thought the daughter he had with his first wife might look like when she's grown up. FML

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Thisnametaken 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:17

Maybe he was trying to tell you he loved you the way you are. Men aren't always great with words, y'know.

Dashiell 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 20:16

Hahaha, aw, what a sweetie!

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jewelzgalore 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:12

That's kind of sweet in a way. I don't think he meant it the way you're thinking.

plexico 3

Monday 27 July 2009 2:18

"If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife. So, from my personal point of view, Get an ugly girl to marry you" "Her face is ugly Her eyes don't match. Take it from me, She's a better catch." Jimmy Soul, 1963. Evidently, your husband took these words to heart, so STFU and make that man happy!

BeeSkwaird 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:08

At first it sounded like you were saying your husband was the one griping about your looks.

Atoastyjew 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:31

lmao #99 :) owned!

Unfortunate_Life 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:53

I just read this aloud to my husband because I said the same thing today. He replied... "EXACTLY!" FML. He doesn't even get it on here!

Ziltiod94 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:55

i think that AT LEAST he loves her for who she is but he is basically saying she ugly NOT COOL or smooth

Bitty98204 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:37

this isn’t even a "fml" I would love to have a guy like that , he likes u because of you not because of your looks . that’s a good think to know. its good to know that he married you because he likes u and he’s not going around saying, "yeahh that hot girl over there yeahh I’m banging that" I rather be called beautiful then hot. I rather be ugly and loved for me then hot and loved for looks and sex , consider your self lucky