By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 451
You deserved it 3 018

Same thing different taste

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Ah that's just him claiming the spot, better luck next time!

Did you wait? Maybe he picks up after himself. He might have had some hobo shit bags, kind of like the dog baggies and cleaned it right up for your pretty little car.

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Jenna_Tell_Yuh 0

yes. **** your life. not the homeless man who can't find a toilet to shit in.

Got_any_grapes1 4

Oh yeah, it's totally his fault. He definitely should have pulled a toilet out of his back pocket.

You were at a flea market, weren't you?

xxsolomonsterxx 0

Well..... That's unsanitary

armorf0r 7

you shouldve told him "oy go take a dump somewhere else like under a bridge or sumthin!" or "ey go find a Prius!"... well at least you kno noone will take the spot lol

smileydancer92 2

he was marking his territory lol