By jackpot - 09/05/2011 01:53 - Venezuela

Today, I was in a parking lot looking for a spot, and after driving around for a long while I finally found one. A homeless man was taking a shit on it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 451
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Same thing different taste

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Ah that's just him claiming the spot, better luck next time!

Did you wait? Maybe he picks up after himself. He might have had some hobo shit bags, kind of like the dog baggies and cleaned it right up for your pretty little car.

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F your life? This is nothing. I think the homeless man has it worse than you do so I don't think you should be complaining.

He couldn't go in the store? And you can't say he is uncomfortable with other people's toilets, 'cause he wouldn't be crappin' in the open if he cared about... Well anything.

go and shit with him. I'm sure he will appreciate it.

So slowly begin to park, if he doesn't move just nudge him until he does. Either he'll get up and move back a few feet and finish or he'll fall in his own excrement. At least you'll get a spot either way.