By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 13:25 - United States - Elk Grove

Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML
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DeidaraAkatsuki 17

That's why I always steer clear of extreme sports such as horse riding.

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Damian95 16

Sounds like a pain in the ass.

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DeidaraAkatsuki 17

That's why I always steer clear of extreme sports such as horse riding.

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Misswildsides 22

Horses do the stupidest things. Mine likes to spook out of nowhere, and run under low branches. I hope you're okay, OP

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AngrySailor 17

She rides cattle. They are pretty sedentary untill you tie a rope firmly around their balls...

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Melolssa 8

horse riding is actually very safe. i think the poster of this FML intended this to be sexual, which made the horse angry. He also deserves it for having such a dumb horse.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

Hey, #1, it's not that extreme, it's mare horse riding.

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AngrySailor 17

#42 the phrase "he panicked" leads me to believe otherwise...

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crazytwinsmom 25

I'm pretty sure 42 meant mare as a pun for mere.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

#50, thanks for not letting #45 rein on my parade.

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F1_Phantom 6

Not too extreme, I do vaulting it's sort of extreme lol. (See my profile pic)

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Murilirum 23

I think dogs have just been overtaken by horses as mans bestfriend, this made my day haha.

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persings 5

Never will horses be better then my trusty mutt

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Ambient25 24

the only trustworthy horse is in the movie Mulan

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KVKdragon 26

The horse's name (in Mulan) is Khan I believe :)

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SumBur 11

The horse in Tangled is pretty badass too.

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ShawnBushOG 9

Horses will never replace dogs as mans best friend.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Dogs may be man's best friend, but horses are a woman's best friend. Forget diamonds ;)

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NagainaFier 16

Amen. Rush is the only one who knows what to do with me when I'm grumpy; stand there, look adorable, and beg for scratchies.

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mn_shr 22

What about Hercules' Pegasus? I'm sure he counts for something.

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Rougeee 6

The Ranger horses in Ranger's apprentice are pretty badass too.

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

Is everyone forgetting about the horse in Elderado?

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Kitten_Calderon 14

Pretty much any animated or Disney movie horse is either a) a badass or b) an asshole. Sometimes both!

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pugpuggy 21

#51, the horse in your profile pic is beautiful! Is s/he an Arab?

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Vitualamen 11

I'd like to say it could have been worse, but I genuinely can't think of any way it could get worse. Hahaaa

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RedPillSucks 31

Think Christopher Reeves.

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dhaxor 9

Hahaha Mr. Hands! Giggity giggity!!

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captaincrazy_x 8

Or she fell into a flaming pit of despair then the devil kicked her out for being to ugly then her horse stepped in her and she bled to death slowly and had to shoot the horse with the demon gun she got in the pit and had to crawl to the hospital then finally finish the extreme deadly super menstration caused by her horse and died inches from the door that would have been worse

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mkcontrollers 11

A sorry comment. Yet they always comment like they will get a like! Lol

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EmberEyes 16

Uhm I don't care about likes I genuinely feel bad for the guy.

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Damian95 16

Sounds like a pain in the ass.

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Wizardo 33

Oh, the stinging irony, why old universe, thy villain, why must you save a life with such a thing that causes immeasurable annoyance and pain?! WHY?!

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awnedr 8

Well at least you didn't get kicked in the head op

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SirTalkaton 22

You better quit horsing around.

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bReLiNg 18

I'd say there is no getting back on at that point.

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