Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle...

By some_girl_19 - 05/08/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2012 17:45 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML

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By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

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By lolk - 10/03/2013 07:41 - United States - Little Rock

Today, my boyfriend and I were on my bed when things started getting hot and it began to shake. My little sister called the entire family to the hall to listen to "the frogs in the wall". FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By Volume_control - 10/11/2009 14:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML

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By furbys69 - 31/05/2017 09:00 - United States - Kingsport

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get frisky when the Furby Party Rocker all the way across the room started going off on its own and completely killed the mood. I took the batteries out of the little bastard immediately, but the mood was lost. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML

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By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

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ritzy05 1

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:06

at least he's caring?? in case it really had been an emergency?

chipmunchie 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:09

well, he was being a responsible brother I guess..

Comments

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:53

I think the FML was supposed to be how the sister panicked for a stupid reason, not how her boyfriend went to check on her.

AdamGD 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 20:54

does the kid not know how to replace batteries?? wtf??

ananamoose 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 21:07

agreed, with his little sister downstairs, thats messed up, what if she heard you, i mean its just something you shouldn't do

hawkloverr 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 21:09

You did it while he was supposed to be babysitting? thats awful.

Crunchy_fml 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 21:17

pimpin88 is a troll with too much time on his hands

Pethegreat 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 21:27

How old is the little sister? If she is older than 10 then she can wait a few minutes. If she can't then she needs to learn to be patient or learn how to change the batteries herself. On the wii and other consoles when the batteries die the game pauses and gives the user a message to change the batteries. While I have not been in a situation like the OP's I do agree %100 that this is an FML. I always get bugged about stupid crap like batteries or a game controler when I am doing something else.

sydsayslol 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 21:34

ok everybody. i dont think she was mad that he helped his sister. it just came at a REALLY bad time....

zouss 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 21:36

how is that a FML? you have a boyfriend who's good in bed (if he can give you ''intense'' orgasms) and caring (if he is willing to immediately get up and look after his little sister when she asks for help). you should be happy...

littlegolferboy 4

Wednesday 5 August 2009 21:41

No way, trolls are never that verbose and well-spoken. He's just a crazy person.

baec 2

Wednesday 5 August 2009 21:42

sucks to be you. Obviously your boyfriend cares more about the well being of your sister than he does about pleasuring you. Or maybe your just bad in bed