Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When...

By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By lonelygal69 - 19/08/2015 05:54 - United States - Stafford

Today, my husband decided he'd rather jerk off to the Wii Fit trainer than have sex with me. FML

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By vanessa_d15 - 10/11/2009 09:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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By Mia - 12/12/2018 17:00 - India - Mumbai

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to get it on. That's when the bell rang. He said, 'I'll just be back'. 5 minutes later, still no sign of him. I wrapped myself in a towel and went to the hall. Turns out his new PS4 had arrived. He said, 'I forgot you were here, sorry' and continued to play. FML

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So frustrating!

By Justawoman - 04/06/2014 15:52 - Denmark - Aarhus

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

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By Yoshi - 31/01/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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By ChopSuey - 01/06/2016 04:02 - United States - West Monroe

Today, my husband returned from being away for two weeks. I eagerly got myself ready and sent him a risqué picture so he would come to bed. An hour later, he's on the couch playing Xbox with the message already seen. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 19/08/2018 03:30

Today, I came home to find my boyfriend playing with himself. He got mad and said I "killed the mood". How? By coming home. FML

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By Lara - 03/08/2012 11:28 - Italy - Empoli

Today, my boyfriend told me he still has the key to our mailbox, while being at the other part of the country. Not to worry though, he sent it over. By mail. FML

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Bubs_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:11

That's pretty lame. Who turns down sex to play video games, especially the Wii of all games?

member0987654321 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:06

wtf?

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member0987654321 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:06

wtf?

Gibby_fml 0

Friday 7 May 2010 3:20

he is obviously gay, cause only gay guys play wii. dump him. and fyl.

iazy9 14

Sunday 16 May 2010 8:31

**** YOU obama plays wii FUCKA

allanaskye 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 22:30

#202 that's not a good argument

InstantRanbowMix 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 5:06

**** blocked by the gayest gaming console out there. Ouch

ChaCerCam 14

Thursday 14 August 2014 8:17

A brain dead man who was selected to run this country plays Wii what's your point...

MetalMario38 9

Saturday 15 November 2014 23:15

If the Wii, the best-selling console, is gay, what does that make the Xbox 360?

EmiEvelyn 12

Thursday 7 April 2016 0:24

An even worse console? No one said they were entertaining

Tehalon 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:07

Sex with you doesnt pleasure him that much then i guess.

idontfkincare 0

Thursday 25 March 2010 4:25

wow that kids a **** if he sent u home for a wii game........wii sucks

nosympthy 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:09

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Bubs_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:11

That's pretty lame. Who turns down sex to play video games, especially the Wii of all games?

nlandcena 0

Friday 26 June 2009 10:06

Oh-HO, here begins the console bashing! I love all these elitist fantards who see the Wii as a less-than mainstream console just because it doesn't have sex and violence and all the lovely little extras you get with a harder-working engine. I also love that they decide to shove their elitist bullhockey down everyone's throats. "Oh, Nintendo makes kids' games, they must suck, lol" seems to be the consensus among the idiotic mainstream. That just pisses me off. Congrats, you got GTA, now GTFO and lemme play mah Brawlz. ((Before you respond at all, I AM in a stable, healthy relationship. Yes, we are both gamers, though she less than me nowadays. Yes, our relationship is stable on all grounds. Yes, we've both done this. Yes, we're still together. No, we both don't have console prejudices (though she and I are Nintendo fantards 4 lyfe). Yes, I like all 3 consoles. L2G, nubs.))

mrstabbyface 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 5:11

no one cares what stupid console you or any body els likes every one got over loyalty to consoles when they realized the 360 breaks every 5 minutes the ps3 has no games and the wii can only spawn 3 zombies in dead rising

AwesomePdudE 9

Saturday 21 July 2012 6:34

191 - more like every 5 years. My XBOX has only gotten RROD once, and it wasn't even because of the console. In dead rising on Wii, it can spawn hundreds of zombies. I've seen at least 300 games on PS3. Your argument is invalid.

helptheorphans 17

Thursday 25 June 2015 21:02

#187 chill

vsus98 22

Friday 17 July 2015 2:45

#187 - Majestic as ****

Csoi 28

Sunday 2 August 2015 14:31

187 must be on tumblr. They overreact to everything.

AliSama 17

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:12

what game was it?

kieman 24

Tuesday 2 June 2015 8:29

celeron_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:13

he got a wii? you're never going to have sex again... have a nice life :P

evanwilliams 4

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:13

Wow you must be very dull and unexceptional then.

vonstrangle 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:13

don't take it too personally, Wii is prretty fun

firefox42 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:14

Get him Wii fit and just play it in your underwear for him. That'll make it all better.

ZleveL 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 7:06

my imagination ran wild when I read that 8=====3 BONER

gDwane 0

Tuesday 1 March 2011 6:28

what's wrong with the head of yur boner there, pardner?

MCart_fml 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 0:15

He can't do two things at once?

jar_89 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 5:56

oh that is sick... about like the post that says someone's boyfriend stops having sex to get a doughnut then comes back and eats it while having sex....