Intimacy, Sex, Painful and Argument: Hot revenge

Hot revenge

By Anonymous - 30/05/2022 00:01

Today, halfway through a blowjob, my girlfriend bit my penis because she suddenly decided that she was still annoyed at me for an argument we had last week. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 23:01

Today, my girlfriend and I got into a nasty fight. After a few hours, she wanted to give me a blowjob, so I thought we weren't mad at each other anymore. Turns out she was still mad because she bit my penis. FML

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By blueballs - 14/09/2012 00:06 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML

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You deserved it 8 227

Timing

By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 07:00 - United States - Westerville

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a blowjob. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "What's that thing at the back of your throat called?" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

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What kind of sex are you having?

By Anonymous - 30/12/2022 00:00

Today, after being apart for a few weeks, my girlfriend made love to me so hard I got bruises on my penis and it hurts to pee out of it. FML

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You deserved it 444

By beerpong26 - 06/02/2009 19:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

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You deserved it 6 883

Miscommunication

By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 05:45 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML

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You deserved it 18 554

By fuck - 24/07/2015 16:44 - Canada - Cowansville

Today, about 30 seconds into my first blowjob, my girlfriend threatened to cut my balls off if I didn't "just fucking cum already". FML

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You deserved it 3 118

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By bootyislife - 16/06/2015 20:01 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML

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You deserved it 7 394

By Anonymous - 26/08/2017 01:30

Today, my girlfriend was in the midst of giving me head when she got lockjaw. My dick was stuck inside her mouth as she bit down on it for over an hour. FML

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You deserved it 757

RichardPencil 30

Monday 30 May 2022 0:06

That sucks. Only not literally.

D J's MOM 17

Monday 30 May 2022 12:22

she didn't suddenly decide.... it was revenge well planned. remember that next time you have 'fun'. be sure she isn't still mad about something.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Monday 30 May 2022 0:06

That sucks. Only not literally.

D J's MOM 17

Monday 30 May 2022 12:22

she didn't suddenly decide.... it was revenge well planned. remember that next time you have 'fun'. be sure she isn't still mad about something.

Lord_Hades 14

Monday 30 May 2022 14:41

Wait a week and shove it in where the sun don’t shine!

kitten79TX 5

Monday 30 May 2022 17:37

Why doesn't this post calm her your EX girlfriend?

Vesi 29

Monday 30 May 2022 21:16

OK! So, red flag.. she not only holds resentment BUT she uses pleasure then turns it into pain in revenge. Dude, if I were you, I'd book it out of that situation, fast. That is assault and I believe battery and anyone that gets revenge for an argument is really bad news.