Intimacy: Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started... - FML

By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

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Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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Same thing different taste

Thanks, I guess

By joAnne - 03/03/2009 21:36 - United States

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Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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Sex work is real work

By thatssickkk - 17/02/2010 06:40 - United States

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Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

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By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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Strange kink

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 00:43 - United States

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Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he got a call from his best friend, whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzipped his pants and mouthed, "She won't know." FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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Too late

By hinting - 17/06/2013 16:43 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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Nice deflection

By solyana vr1 - 15/03/2012 01:32 - United States

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Today, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just like to cuddle and talk. He decided a good topic of conversation was whether or not it would be physically possible to smoke my grandma's ashes from the cremation urn. FML

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omggitshayley 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:04

that's romantic.

nikkired 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 13:35

You must not be too good at " frisky "

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jkgfdxb 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 6:30

she probably didn't want to have sex. lmao boner killer

idkidkidk132 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 6:53

she probly didnt want to because hes canadian. who would?

meanmachine511 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 7:47

what a **** blocker

iHateThisLife 10

Wednesday 13 October 2010 8:05

I think u need to work on ur delivery, not just to try to get it on.

israelnotjacob 20

Wednesday 13 October 2010 13:27

YDI just for using the term "frisky." Who the heck talks that way? If my wife would ever say she wants to get frisky I'd tell her she just blew every chance of that happening.

kayvan 8

Thursday 14 October 2010 13:03

From your fiancee's POV: Today my fiancee started getting frisky and I wasn't in the mood. He didn't take the hint so I had to talk about my dead great grandma so he would stop. FML.

satanstoystore 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 7:44

and the dwindling sex life of marital bliss begins. and youre not even married yet.

Nadinek98 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 3:49

oh that is a turn on ;)

nataliee323915 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 6:01

who says frisky?

AnthonyWheeler15 24

Sunday 30 October 2011 14:32

She obviously wants it.

iislix1ii 19

Tuesday 21 February 2012 7:04

For a second I thought it said you were getting frisky with your grandma...

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