Sounds like the family needs some Anger Management courses instead of a new game.

So OP, was it the professor in the bedroom with the candle stick or was it you in the family room with the game?

I like how a trip to Walmart was included in the FML. Hate that place : /

Hahaha, nice one 14.

does it really matter if OP has two dads? so what, doesn't really matter. and it's really none of your buisness.

why are canadians playing clue?

kitkat, it doesn't say tht they have two dads. it says one dad, two plates. learn to read.

Yeah... I agree. If you cannot get through a board game without that happening, there is a lot more going on that needs to be addressed.

14 the ugly girl did that one.

wait isnt every family like this.....my family is exactly like this with monopoly

Your family sounds a bit messed up...

no, they just misunderstood
OP, explain to your family that the murder takes place BEFORE the game begins. that should make your game last. well, the board and pieces anyway...

I smell family therapy...

Sounds like a Simpsons episode, but you know it always works out in the end! They'll all go for frosty chocolate milkshakes.

Maybe you guys shouldn't be getting a new Clue game.

I like how this post says "one dad"..........do you have two dads?

it is possible that more than 1 family was playing.

It's called parallelism. If OP said one kid... MY dad... two dishes etc. it would interrupt the flow of the sentence. Literary style folks~

Also, I got the impression that this was written by the mum, not one of the kids.

^true

hes listing it, like saying" In all there is one dad with a broken nose, two broken plates, ect..."

It's also fully possible that there are two dads in the family, although you guys are probably right

Wow, your family knows how to have fun. ;)

its extreme clue, it happens.

They play for KEEPS

Wait, after all that you went and bought a new one?

Playing Clue is an addiction

I'm with you man wtf get some help not a new game

I'm with you man wtf get some help not a new game

Why would you buy a new copy of the game if playing it resulted in all of that? If you bought it with the intent to play with your family again than you are insane. If you bought it to play with someone other than just be sure to hide it from your family.

I'm gonna go buy clue!!

^^^Win.

Get a clue! It's dangerous!(:

But only if your playing it with this family! lol

Your not actually supposed to stab your dad in the eye, with a knife, in the kitchen!

It sounds more like a lead-pipe to the nose in the Kitchen. And who knows, maybe his name was Mr. Body?

^ It looks like someone watched the movie "Clue"(:

There's a movie?

Yep! I own it.(: Tim Curry plays Mr. Body (He is the actor that played in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show").

Wow there's a movie?
FYI they also say the victim's name in the game instructions

lolol

haha absolutly legend ayee.