Intimacy: Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started... - FML

By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

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Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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Same thing different taste

Thanks, I guess

By joAnne - 03/03/2009 21:36 - United States

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Today, I went to visit my fiancé's dying grandmother in the hospital with him. She started talking to us about living each day to the fullest. His grandmother points to me and says, "Life is short. That's why you don't waste any time screwing girls who look like that." FML

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Sex work is real work

By thatssickkk - 17/02/2010 06:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

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By bman - 07/04/2012 06:41 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I caught myself staring at my grandmother's cleavage. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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Strange kink

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 00:43 - United States

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Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he got a call from his best friend, whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzipped his pants and mouthed, "She won't know." FML

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By SadPuppy - 22/05/2013 07:14 - United States

Today, while grieving over the loss of my Grandpa, I called my girlfriend for comfort. After I had cheered up, she said, "Don't worry, he went to Hell anyway." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2015 03:39 - United States - Pasadena

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

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Too late

By hinting - 17/06/2013 16:43 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2019 04:00 - New Zealand - Invercargill

Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML

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Nice deflection

By solyana vr1 - 15/03/2012 01:32 - United States

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Today, my husband started getting frisky, but I wasn't in the mood, so I said I'd just like to cuddle and talk. He decided a good topic of conversation was whether or not it would be physically possible to smoke my grandma's ashes from the cremation urn. FML

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omggitshayley 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 12:04

that's romantic.

nikkired 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 13:35

You must not be too good at " frisky "

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fishycanswim 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:02

Rest in peace Granny!

lazyfoo92 4

Tuesday 12 October 2010 16:15

wow.. mood kill?

1personinthiswor 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 17:29

PRANK CALL TIME! :D

AssDan 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 18:04

OP, maybe you should take the hint that your sexual performance reminds her of dead relatives.

cjgqsmooth 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 20:49

WIN!

pwincessa23 1

Tuesday 12 October 2010 20:42

They're not accepting calls at this time. call 954-482-4326 or 732-320-9215

tribridags 0

Tuesday 12 October 2010 22:50

welcome to hell

CoachLlama 5

Tuesday 12 October 2010 23:20

I bet she says that to all the guys....

cufaoil 11

Tuesday 12 October 2010 23:26

see? now THAT's a safe word ;)

PaddedWhiteRoom 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 1:24

did you forget a comma or did you get turned on by the fact that her great grandma died?

cufaoil 11

Wednesday 13 October 2010 3:11

he creeps on dead people

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 13 October 2010 3:44

You guys are morons. They were fooling around, and THEN the fiancee mentioned her grandmother, thus killing the mood. *facepalm*

cufaoil 11

Wednesday 13 October 2010 7:17

I could direct you to #43, or I could point out that you might possibly realise that I was taking the piss... it was somewhat of a play on "I see dead people", but I digress...

5t3ff1k4h 44

Wednesday 13 October 2010 14:20

That was more towards 44 and whoever else can't read. No worries!

cufaoil 11

Wednesday 13 October 2010 19:50

we live in the age where everything is skimmed.... had a few misunderstandings with my manager in a job a few years back because she never read her emails, only skimmed.... where did I work? Mobile Network provider.... in a call center, where communication is key... or not....

JaylinaJinxxx 0

Wednesday 13 October 2010 5:35

Yur A Smooth talker Arnt Yu. Lol ;) Merry Christmas

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