Strange kink

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 00:43 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend when we started messing around. Things were getting really hot when he got a call from his best friend, whose grandfather had just died. As they were talking and I heard her crying, he unzipped his pants and mouthed, "She won't know." FML
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Nexxion 0

Today, I called up my best friend because my grandfather had just died. I suddenly hear the sound of a zipper, some moaning, and a dialtone as he hangs up while I'm still bawling. FML

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TheDoubleStuffOr 0

Your odviously a good ****** otherwise he wouldn't have sex at that time...

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Killuhk 8

Blow jobs help lighten the mood haha jk

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happygolucky9 0

i don't get it

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lutzluv124 0

he wanted to get laid that badly: either he is a majore asshole or you gotta step it up in the bedroom

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Juneyah1017 9

No one died you fool. It's all a lie to hide the fact that he's a cheater.

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mjsmclaren 0

#2, are you slow or just bad at reading?

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Deeno15 0

did you do your job? hahah so funny man. shot! :) XD

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monkeyjuice 0

LOL This is more of an FML for the best friend.

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crunkk426 0

Bite his **** off and kick him in the fanny

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tWitt3rBuG 0

Uh, wouldn't you have been more upset if he walked up and left to talk this other female? So what happened after he put the phone down? That's the deciding factor!

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Leadamp 7

no she probably wouldn't have minded because the best friends grandad had just died. It would have showed her that her boyfriend was a considerate guy who cared about his friends.

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