By sniperkit - 26/02/2013 00:44 - United States - Traverse City
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sniperkit
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Thank you for the ever-wise insight, 64, as your input is always appreciated and never ******* annoying due to your Captain Obvious-esque remarks. She is indeed moving out, by the way.
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WrongRomance
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Maybe she has taken up anorexia and the food you made reminds her that she can't eat.
sniperkit
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Or, y'know, my roommate's simply batshit insane and no longer my roommate.
#28 you cant just 'take up' anorexia its an actual mental disorder.
You shouldn't have put coconut in the cookies - you knew she was allergic!
The_Honey_Badger
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Psycho! Time for a new roommate.
perdix
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So, you're trying to fatten her up so you can steal her boyfriend? And take her clothes? Now wonder she's pissed off!
sniperkit
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God damn it Perdix, you're always foiling my plans!
007type
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'Random Urine Testing' Floyd Mayweather would be proud of you. ;)
I have a friend who does that. Wait... Oh yeah. That's my dog.
thatdangmexican
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No favorite meals for her next time!
Uh, methinks your roommate is a bit fuckered in the head. Perhaps it's time to move out.
I know women are emotional but damn. I know I have days where I think stupid crap for no reason (sadly). Hopefully she realizes what she has done and apologizes. That was very nice of you, but just brush it off as her getting ready to start or something...if she's like that all the time just bitch slap the hell out of her on the other hand. :-/
You should pee on everything first.
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Or start looking for a new roommate..
You supplied food, thereby raising your status in the pack. Feeling threatened, your alpha roommate has merely expressed her wish to reacertain her dominance by marking her territory- which includes you and all of your possessions. I suggest you puff yourself up as much as possible and maintain silent, steady eye contact with her. She may be stronger than you now, but if you seem threatening enough she won't want to fight you. Then, and only then, will you be able to live peacefully beside her within the confines of your lands.