By sniperkit - 26/02/2013 00:44 - United States - Traverse City

Today, I was feeling generous, so I made my roommate's favorite meal for her when she got home. When she did return home, she flipped her shit for no reason, screaming that she would pee on everything I love. Considering our history, I'm going to start checking my things for urine. FML
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sniperkit 10

Thank you for the ever-wise insight, 64, as your input is always appreciated and never ******* annoying due to your Captain Obvious-esque remarks. She is indeed moving out, by the way.

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SApprentice 34

You supplied food, thereby raising your status in the pack. Feeling threatened, your alpha roommate has merely expressed her wish to reacertain her dominance by marking her territory- which includes you and all of your possessions. I suggest you puff yourself up as much as possible and maintain silent, steady eye contact with her. She may be stronger than you now, but if you seem threatening enough she won't want to fight you. Then, and only then, will you be able to live peacefully beside her within the confines of your lands.

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squidgyfalala 4

actually...does she like a band called All Time Low? cause that will explain everything

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xgetxbentx 13

I think your roommate is suffering from an untreated mental disorder. You may want to find a new one.

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Zebediabolical 39

If you have a history that makes you believe she would pee all over your belongings then YDI for still living with her.

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Satoaoi 13

what an ungrateful little bitch

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dukie420 4

What does her peeing on everything have to do with you making her favorite meal? I must have missed the punchline

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viper8608 9

oh god I got to save that one for later. "I will pee on everything you love" then slam the door behind me

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iB_fml 8

Call me crazy, but I sooo wanna know what the roommate's story was

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bnutzinger 11

Yep. Would love to hear that aswell. This FML seems only to tell half the story.

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jewelz1012 11

Move out! Don't even bother kicking her out because she probably peed every where. U NEED A NEW PLACE

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