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By sniperkit - / Tuesday 26 February 2013 00:44 / United States
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You supplied food, thereby raising your status in the pack. Feeling threatened, your alpha roommate has merely expressed her wish to reacertain her dominance by marking her territory- which includes you and all of your possessions. I suggest you puff yourself up as much as possible and maintain silent, steady eye contact with her. She may be stronger than you now, but if you seem threatening enough she won't want to fight you. Then, and only then, will you be able to live peacefully beside her w

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Thank you for the ever-wise insight, 64, as your input is always appreciated and never fucking annoying due to your Captain Obvious-esque remarks. She is indeed moving out, by the way.

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You mean out of there, right? That roommate sounds batshit crazy and OP needs to get out of there and find a new roomie.

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Negative. Op should buy a rug and say she loves it, place it outside. Thus, sorting the problem. In all seriousness though, I'd be getting out of there in a second.

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It's not that everyone has an insane roommate. You just never hear about the good ones. Especially not on FML

You supplied food, thereby raising your status in the pack. Feeling threatened, your alpha roommate has merely expressed her wish to reacertain her dominance by marking her territory- which includes you and all of your possessions. I suggest you puff yourself up as much as possible and maintain silent, steady eye contact with her. She may be stronger than you now, but if you seem threatening enough she won't want to fight you. Then, and only then, will you be able to live peacefully beside her w

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