Love: Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant....

By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By anonymous - 14/09/2010 07:57 - United States

Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

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By anonymoose - 30/05/2013 00:39 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

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Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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Pleonasm 35

Monday 5 November 2012 12:28

Uh-oh, spaghetti-o!

CaptNomNom 17

Monday 5 November 2012 12:28

I read it as 2 hours. Screw my dyslexic...

Comments

frankNchunks 4

Monday 5 November 2012 18:35

Who gets spaghetti at a fancy restaurant??

jollyton 10

Monday 5 November 2012 18:54

I hope that spaghetti wasn't hot?! Hope your ok ?! She was probably irritated because she saw you upgraded that's why. Lol

jburd45 1

Monday 5 November 2012 19:29

Would've thrown that bitch across the room

myndmelt 4

Monday 5 November 2012 19:30

That is some hardcore crazy shit!

rougeter 2

Monday 5 November 2012 20:54

Your girlfriend should do the same to her face but with dog shit

TonyRuckus 5

Monday 5 November 2012 21:16

what a ***** hoe

_krystallynn_ 11

Monday 5 November 2012 21:17

wow. you must have really pissed her off. what did you do?

gonzo28 3

Monday 5 November 2012 21:43

Spaghetti at a fancy restaurant? Geez

Tamz13 2

Tuesday 6 November 2012 4:47

Some people are scared to order the good stuff. I've been to some really high end restaurants, but if you study the menu or ask, you can always get stuff like spaghetti or chicken fingers. And pay five times as much for them!