Still pining

By Anonymous - 08/11/2020 11:03 - Austria - Innsbruck

Today, I had a meeting in the town where my ex-girlfriend works. After the meeting, I bought some ice cream and sat on a bench in a public place. She came across with her girlfriends laughing and obviously having fun. She only looked in my direction briefly. I threw the ice cream into the trash. FML

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Same thing different taste

By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

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By your mother - 13/10/2010 09:02 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I went out for ice cream. We somehow started talking about which of our relatives had died. Right when she was talking about how her grandfather had died, I started laughing. She had gotten ice cream all over her face. She broke up with me. FML

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She definitely heard

By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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By charlieweaver21 - 21/01/2010 22:02 - France

Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML

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By HarleyDavison - 05/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Harrisonville

Today, I went to a parade. While I was there, I ran into my ex and his new girlfriend. Trying to prove I was over him, I tried to act like I was oblivious to them and having a great time. I turned around, only for a piece of candy to hit me square me in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML

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Oh, hai Mark!

By Erika - 05/05/2019 14:00

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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By miseventshappen - 09/11/2009 05:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall, I saw a girl crying that her ice cream had fallen on the floor. Feeling generous, I bought her a new one. She threw it on the ground, laughed, and came over to her mom and told that I was bothering her, so the mom called security. FML

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By WeightAMinute - 09/07/2009 01:28 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend who dumped me after 2 1/2 years because I got fat. The last two years I've lost 68 lbs, am happier and couldn't wait to shove that in his face. So, of course the first time he see's me I'm alone, pushing a shopping cart full of ice cream for a party later. FML

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Ambrily 27

Sunday 8 November 2020 20:33

I'm sorry OP, but you sound pretty childish and immature.

Hangryko 29

Sunday 8 November 2020 21:15

No matter if the relationship ended recently or a long time ago, don't waste food over it. Also, please get therapy to help you move past this.

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Sagar Nair 11

Sunday 8 November 2020 17:49

You took your anger on an ice cream...pitiful

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 November 2020 18:52

Your ice-cream licking game probably reminded her of why she dumped you. Had you flicked your tongue and made some circling moves, she'd have been transfixed.

Ambrily 27

Sunday 8 November 2020 20:33

I'm sorry OP, but you sound pretty childish and immature.

Hangryko 29

Sunday 8 November 2020 21:15

No matter if the relationship ended recently or a long time ago, don't waste food over it. Also, please get therapy to help you move past this.

coius 23

Monday 9 November 2020 13:22

I know how you feel. Even though 2 years after i found someone new, I accidentally came across my ex while working and my chest started getting tightness in it with a deep depression feeling. It’s not going to be easy to get over something you likely invested a lot of your life into, but it will be ok. My ex wife burned me badly by cheating on me. 4 years later her life has become a dumpsterfire. While you’d think I would rejoice in having a better life, i’m just as depressed and angry when I think off all the lies and deceit i suffered. And i’ve been married to my current wife for 3 years now. It never is easy, but remind yourself that you still will find happiness. Even the darkest tunnel has an end, hang in there.