By mrteacher - 21/08/2009 22:15 - United States

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Today, I was driving to work and I had to pee really badly. I am a teacher and my school was another 20 miles so I stopped on the side of the road. About halfway through, a bus full of laughing kids went by. They were all my students. My pants were down. FML
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PoolOfIck 0

wow YDI for not knowing how to piss out doors

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cxp119 0

Why wouldn't you just go somewhere with an actual bathroom?

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MrJentipede 2

Hey Pepe, I heard you pull your pants down all the way to go pee!

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bobleheadNS 0

ydi for being a stupid teacher skanky ***** **** showing off ur fat fugly ass to little kids :|

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missmarley93 1

lmao wtf? calm down hahaha

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crazeh_monkeh 0

I am going to go ahead and say FYL for living in BFE South Dakota.

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skullbuster 0

Your family has failed you, OP. Didn't your dad/grandpa/uncle every train you in the fine technique of 'changing the tire?' You kneel down, unzip, and let loose.

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meowcat121 0

well, it sure sounds better than my day!

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moonlight_daze 8

I know, right?

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atomick 0

Why would your pants be down? Haven't you used a penis before? You just unzip your fly, pull out the tip of your penis, and urinate ANYWHERE BESIDES IN FRONT OF A BUS FULL OF CHILDREN.

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ragglefraggle 2

Why does everyone assume this man was wearing pants that have a zipper? Maybe he was wearing sweatpants, or slip-on pants. If you don't have a zipper, the only option is to pull them down. But other than that, you're right.

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diana491141 0

I'm fairly certain, #95, that if you're a teacher/working in a professional career that you're not wearing sweatpants. The only chance of that is if he's a gym teacher.

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ragglefraggle 2

Well that's not entirely true, a lot of the female teachers, and some of the male substitutes wear completely casual clothing while teaching, in fact, about over 65% of the teachers I've met hardly wore any professional clothing.

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fretforyerlatte 0

even if they were sweatpants (which i don't find too likely), it's really not necessary to pull them all the way down, is it? just pull down the waistband a little and pull it out of the top.

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lexiBRo 0

By professional I don't think he meant suit and tie but there is a definitely a standard of dress that teachers should abide by and sweats don't usually fall into that standard. (My gym teachers didn't even wear sweats to school)

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fmlxxxx 0

Even in sweat pants you can just hold the front down while you flop it out, they still stay over your hips at the side & back

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I_suck_you_suck 0

what if he didnt have one, or if it was stuck?

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theshinepolice 0

if your'e gonna be on the road with no stops every morning, peeing before you go should be routine, even if you don't have a long drive, you should try to utilize your toilet as much as possible so stuff like this doesn't happen.

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jdizzle1245 0

werenet you faced against the road instead of towards it? if so what age students do you have. if its like second graders its not a problem but if its high school or middle school then you screwed

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lover_of_life 8

At least they saw the back instead of the front! Look on the bright side. :-)

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